Welcome to the home of poipoi!

(or in some extreme cases, poipoipoi, lkjlkjlkj, hkjhkj, and, particularly in the case of left-handers, asdasdasd)

You are bored!

You are so VERY bored!

You are amazingly, incredibly, mindnumbingly, heartstoppingly, soul-destroyingly, bored!

Bored bored bored bored bored!

Here is the proof:

Excerpt from the Dictionary of Extreme Boredom, 2007 Edition:

poipoi (pron. poipoi)

1. Thing people key into search engines when they are really, really bored!

- see also poipoipoi: thing people type when it's BAD!

2. Sounds like a breed of miniature Japanese dog. It isn't. You're just BORED!

3. Oh, apparently it's some kind of fun spinny thing too! Well, they had to call it something I suppose!

- synonyms: lkjlkjlkj, hkjhkj, asdasdasd, and lksdflksjdlfkjsldjsldjflsfdlksjdflksjdflksfdj.

 

Come by here every now and then if you are looking for a solution to your boredom. An answer has been reached, but publication is currently on hold due to a lack of interest.

In the meantime, check this out for some cool red stuff. It might help, though we doubt it.